Top 10 Funny Hockey Quotes

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5. Keanu Reeves

I mean, I went to a Catholic boys’ school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.

4. Jimmy Cannon

A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can’t hit one another.

3. John Mariucci

Every day you guys look worse and worse.  And today you played like tomorrow.

2. Jacques Plante

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

1. Roger Ebert

Here’s how much I know about hockey. Mike Royko and I were in a tiny bar one winter night, and the radio kept reporting goals by the Blackhawks. I mentioned how frequently the team was scoring. ‘You’re listening to the highlights,’ Royko observed.

Research for this article came from google, BrainyQuote and Sports Feel Good Stories.

Images courtesy of BK, Gandalf, Will Perkins, and SL.